3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This house was built for laser tag.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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