come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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