Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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