i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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