i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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