dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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