She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
