Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
