so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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