he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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