i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
