Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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