HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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