nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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