You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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