And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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