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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My vagina is very pro this idea
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
