Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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