ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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