let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm really busy with my period
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