Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
is it fun? or sober?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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