oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Im part way to drunk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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