My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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