You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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