Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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