He asked me if I "almost moaned"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize