he thought i was a dude.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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