I feel like I'm in dance class right now
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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