It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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