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(402): View more from Nebraska

4 words: hood of his car

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me

(781): View more from Massachusetts

dont be selfish, show some boob

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(630): View more from Illinois

You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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(408): View more from California

Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this

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(616): View more from Michigan

She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.

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(646): View more from New York

Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf

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So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Thank you for always being there for me.

(828): View more from North Carolina

Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?

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