just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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