Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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