Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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