Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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