in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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