He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize
