I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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