the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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