Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Never let your siblings swipe right.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
