Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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