Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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