So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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