Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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