Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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