My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My dick has a subreddit
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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