okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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