I bet he comes in French.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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