But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
