i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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