I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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