i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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