So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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