its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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