I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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