We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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